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Bacon Shortage? Calm Down. It’s Fake News.

We here at Paddy Long’s know one thing really well…probably better than anyone. What is that? Bacon of course. 

So when we heard rumors about bacon shortages we got worried – but rest assured this was a complete lie. Sad. 

We are happy to report that the New York Times got on the case and investigated. 

“To imply that there’s going to be some shortage of bacon is wrong,” said Steve Meyer, the vice president of pork analysis for EMI Analytics, in an interview as the bacon reports spread. “There’s plenty of hogs coming. There’s going to be plenty of bacon.”

Phew. We would never want to live in a world without the savory deliciousness that is bacon. Speaking of which – you should probably come in for a tasting: Bacon Tasting

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